Rock Humor – To be taken with a grain of sand!
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First Rock: “Hey, you’re gonna love this one!”
Second Rock: “I doubt that very much but go ahead I’ll humor you!”
First Rock: “What did one human say to the other human?”
Second Rock: “And I’m supposed to be interested in this … why?”
First Rock: “No, trust me, you’re going to laugh out loud. You know those humans…”
Second Rock: ”Not particularly well nor do I wish to.”
First Rock: “Seriously, this is to die for … it’s so funny!”
Second Rock: “Okay, okay, so whats the joke?”
First Rock: “What did one human say to the other human?”
Second Rock, “Ah… we’re talking about human beings here – they don’t communicate with each other!”
First Rock: ”Oh … you’ve heard that one!”
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Deciding some time ago that rocks can have a sense of humor too I’ve created my original brand of the human condition with my rock jokes - RockhumoR®
Hope it’s good for a few laughs and that your weekend has been a good one for you!
~ Penny,
nightlake
January 20, 2013 at 4:15 pm
lol..rocks have lived for ages..and are communication kings:))
pennycoho
January 21, 2013 at 7:34 pm
Yes they have, and I agree, I’d much rather speak with the rocks than most people!
nightlake
January 21, 2013 at 8:51 pm
lol:))
StetotheJ
January 20, 2013 at 1:19 pm
Rocks everywhere! And also the stationary kind. Rocks have a wisdom and you know you can rely on them because they are solid, rock solid…..You can’t beat a good rock, I would go as far to say that they rock!
pennycoho
January 20, 2013 at 1:56 pm
Robyn Lee
January 20, 2013 at 9:46 am
I love rocks! And something wise about them … which your little dialogue (joke) portrays too!
xxoo Love to you silly friend!!
pennycoho
January 20, 2013 at 9:53 am
Yes, silly definitely at times dear my friend!:)
Carl D'Agostino
January 19, 2013 at 5:18 pm
Pick a theme for humor and run with it. I did beans jokes a while back.
pennycoho
January 19, 2013 at 5:19 pm
Those had to have been pretty funny I’m guessing!
lenwilliamscarver
January 19, 2013 at 2:54 pm
I have talked with a few rocks in my life…..:)
pennycoho
January 19, 2013 at 5:17 pm
Me too, I have many close friends among the rocks!
lenwilliamscarver
January 19, 2013 at 7:28 pm
I have had them thrown, walked on and dumb as but not one would I change…hey there is muy MWC post!!! see what an inspiration you are to me? (((xx)))
pennycoho
January 19, 2013 at 7:31 pm
Always happy to inspire you Len lol!
Maxima
January 19, 2013 at 2:09 pm
Very wise rocks!
pennycoho
January 19, 2013 at 4:08 pm
Yes, they are!
anelephantcant
January 19, 2013 at 1:18 pm
AnElephantCant help but laugh here
Although this joke deserves more of a groan
He sometimes likes to talk
To an erudite rock
He wonders if the funny rock’s name is Gladstone
pennycoho
January 19, 2013 at 5:16 pm
Don’t think so. Although a good stony face for a politician always comes in handy!
RoSy
January 19, 2013 at 1:03 pm
LOL
xx
I’d like to hear more from these mystic rocks!
xx
pennycoho
January 19, 2013 at 1:11 pm
Okay, got a bunch of ‘em RoSy, glad you like!
xox
Alastair
January 19, 2013 at 12:54 pm
Hahaha
pennycoho
January 19, 2013 at 1:10 pm
utesmile
January 19, 2013 at 12:48 pm
Great and how true, very often, we do not communicate well enough and that is why breakdowns and misunderstandings happen. Very wise rocks! More please!
Roxi St. Clair
January 19, 2013 at 12:43 pm
LOL Penny