Rock Humor – To be taken with a grain of sand!
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First Rock: “Hey, you’re gonna love this one!”
Second Rock: “I doubt that very much but go ahead I’ll humor you!”
First Rock: “What did one human say to the other human?”
Second Rock: “And I’m supposed to be interested in this … why?”
First Rock: “No, trust me, you’re going to laugh out loud. You know those humans…”
Second Rock: “Not particularly well nor do I wish to.”
First Rock: “Seriously, this is to die for … it’s so funny!”
Second Rock: “Okay, okay, so whats the joke?”
First Rock: “What did one human say to the other human?”
Second Rock, “Ah… we’re talking about human beings here – they don’t communicate with each other!”
First Rock: “Oh … you’ve heard that one!”
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Deciding some time ago that rocks can have a sense of humor too I’ve created my original brand of the human condition with my rock jokes – RockhumoR®
Hope it’s good for a few laughs and that your weekend has been a good one for you!
~ Penny,
The Why About This 
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lol..rocks have lived for ages..and are communication kings:))
Yes they have, and I agree, I’d much rather speak with the rocks than most people! 🙂
lol:))
Rocks everywhere! And also the stationary kind. Rocks have a wisdom and you know you can rely on them because they are solid, rock solid…..You can’t beat a good rock, I would go as far to say that they rock!
🙂
I love rocks! And something wise about them … which your little dialogue (joke) portrays too!
xxoo Love to you silly friend!! 🙂
Yes, silly definitely at times dear my friend!:)
Pick a theme for humor and run with it. I did beans jokes a while back.
Those had to have been pretty funny I’m guessing!
I have talked with a few rocks in my life…..:)
Me too, I have many close friends among the rocks! 🙂
I have had them thrown, walked on and dumb as but not one would I change…hey there is muy MWC post!!! see what an inspiration you are to me? (((xx)))
Always happy to inspire you Len lol!
Very wise rocks!
Yes, they are! 🙂
AnElephantCant help but laugh here
Although this joke deserves more of a groan
He sometimes likes to talk
To an erudite rock
He wonders if the funny rock’s name is Gladstone
Don’t think so. Although a good stony face for a politician always comes in handy!
LOL
I’d like to hear more from these mystic rocks!
xx 🙂 🙂 xx
Okay, got a bunch of ’em RoSy, glad you like! 🙂 xox
Hahaha 😀
🙂
Great and how true, very often, we do not communicate well enough and that is why breakdowns and misunderstandings happen. Very wise rocks! More please!
LOL Penny