Friday Fictioneers – A writers challenge. Be specific – write one hundred words or less. The format – flash fiction. The prompt – A photo by Jennifer Penderfast, thanks Jen. Your gracious hostess – Rochelle. The fun you get when you read each of the stories from an International group of writers gathered each week to partake of this creative fun and entertainment: Priceless. For more info and to sign on: Click here!
FLASH – A Special “Bee There” News Report
Reporter Johnnie Bee Good reporting… All bees avoid beeing seen in the following locales… Bee careful, beecause it’s a jungle out there.
Old MacDonald had a farm – The BeeGee’s have claimed it – as their own. They are beehaving with extreme violence to infiltrators!
In the Still of the Night – The fireflies are beewitched, shining their lights in front making scary faces and scaring the beezeejus out of us.
Bee kind to your web-footed friends – Don’t have a clue on this one, but old Mother Goose has got a bee in her bonnet today! And no it’s not one of ours!
Beelieve it or not … Johnnie Bee Good signing off!
Song heard in the background (not really ) is “Ain’t misbeehavin” – with too many extra words this week – just having too much fun here!
Hope you enjoyed, have a great day!
58 thoughts on “Friday Fictioneers – “Bee There” News Report!”
Thank you! 🙂
You had fun with this one… I had fun reading it, well done
Hi Dee thank you. I am glad you enjoyed it I had fun writing it also! 🙂
I couldn’t tell if this was right-wing or left-wing slanted media.
Oh that’s a good one. Realllly good one patti. Big points to you for the pun of it all! 🙂
Since I know you, I’ll knock 10% off my usual proofreading fees for your next project. 🙂
Most appreciative, lol! 🙂 xx
That made me chuckle, great piece 🙂
Hi helen, thank’s. It was fun to write too! Thank you for stopping by, liking and commenting! 🙂
Enjoyable, Penny! So cute and fun read.
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Dear Punny…I mean Penny,
This definitely beelongs in the loads of pun category.
Thanks Rochelle, yes I beelieve you are absolutely correct. Have a fun and relaxing weekend!
very funny 🙂 i enjoyed the bee headlines. ^^ ^^
Hi kz, thank you, very very fun “bee”ing creative. 🙂
great bee headlines!
Thank you very much, it was fun!
Haha! Now this is what I call investigative reporting of the highest order. Or at the very least the second highest — a Bee +
Thanks Linda, a B+ is pretty good!
Well it’s actually an A. But had to keep with the bee theme and all! ;D
Thank you Linda, you know I always wondered about the pluses and minuses in school. Did the + make you feel a little bit better and the minus a little worse. Was there some sort of psychology to the whole thing … Just a thought re: grading mentality. I like the reward of a smile, like the lovely one on your gravatar! 🙂
Ah! Thanks Penny! And yes that is a very good question. The pluses were there to make you feel a tad bit better and then the minus would pull you back to reality always resulting in an self-esteem status quo! 😀
Nice to see you too decided to go lite with this prompt. Made me smile.
Things have been a bit heavy recently in a few different arenas, it seemed to bee a good idea at the time, Honie. I’m glad it made you smile!
Too many equals too funny! The bees have it under control i see.
Thanks, Yes I beelieve they were definitely in charge here!
Bee-utiful! I just love a good pun and you put loads of them in this one. Hilarious. I’m glad you let it all bee all it can bee!
Thank you! It was one of those “just beecause” moments!
This post bee buzzin’ with humor!
xx 🙂 🙂 xx
Yeah, but it was fun! 🙂
almost forgot the rest 🙂 xo
Great pace and humour – well done. 🙂
HI Sandra, thank you very much! 🙂
Bee-witched, bothered, and Bee-wildered, nice job!
I Penny L. Howe, Beeing of sound mind…LOL I don’t think so 😀
You got that one right Lyn! Beelieve me! 🙂
There are times when being (whoops, forgot the extra “e”) silly is good for the soul–fun post.
Yes, beesides I needed to not be serious for a bit, thanks!
Extra words? It’s a scandal. I’m glad to had fun though – there are a lot of dark stories this week.
I just didn’t feel like beehaving this week, okay I’ll stop! 🙂
Thank you! 🙂
This story has some sting to it Penny. I am beecoming a beeliever.
We went in similar directions this week, Penny. Smiles are good!!
Yes smiles are always a good thing, the more the better janet, thanks!
Amusing and light-hearted. Enjoyed it. 🙂
Definitely corny, that’s for sure, thanks! 🙂
That’s brilliant Penny. I loved this. Made me giggle.,
**sshhhh** there’s a slight error – “Song hear in the background..”
Thanks Alastair when it comes to editing – I suck! Will correct now my friend! 🙂 xo
This one is definitely the bee’s knees
Had fun with this one didn’t you??
Yup! 🙂 xx